#((I'm so tempted to do a crack ship of my own u dont evn kno))

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Manic and Ardor ;3 your take on it GO! {{I was gonna send a crack pair but froze lmao next time!}}

Ultimate Ship Meme - Open!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Manic’ll make SURE it lasts, believe me

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Didn’t it take like a day 

How was their first kiss? - They slept together first so real well

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Manic, probably off-handedly asking “hey, you wanna get married or something” without any big engagement

Who is the best man/men? - Manic’s gonna get Sonic’s dog, Muttski, up on the alter are you kidding me

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - If we’re assuming Ardor to be the bride, Lylls. 

Who did the most planning? - Ardor

Who stressed the most? - Manic is just a ball of anxiety and Ardor’s gonna be hella stressed so there really ain’t a winner

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 (Manic’s plans) | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 (The totally Ardor leaning plan they end up going with) | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Ardor’s plans)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Shade and Fiona, who are probably sitting together enjoying caramel apple-tinis and plotting how to ruin everything while they pet cats villainously

Sex:

Who is on top? - Either one, they’re versatile

Who is the one to instigate things? - I mean Manic would a lot but Ardor’s literally lust incarnate

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 (Like he’s into some stuff but even he has a few limits) | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - A loooong time, they ain’t stopping ‘til they’re unconscious

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Usually, though Ardor’s a tease sometimes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. | They could literally fall anywhere on this spectrum depending on the mood they’re in

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 (Though Manic’d always want more) | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - At least one, definitely.

How many children will they adopt? - Manic is the biggest fan of kids, they’re totally getting one more kid. Though how many they’ll end up spawning naturally is anyone’s guess.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Manic’s lived in some really crappy situations, he doesn’t mind it too much

Who is the stricter parent? - Lylls

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - How dangerous we talking? Because if it’s only mildly unsafe Manic’s gonna totally let him do what he wants.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Manic remembers to tell Lylls so he doesn’t have to do it

Who is the more loved parent? - He’s a mama’s boy, but he doesn’t dislike his dad

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Manic’s gonna trapse in and the teachers are gonna thing, “this explains so much.”

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ardor cries on the outside, while Manic’s just sitting there with popcorn cheering him on

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ardor, Manic’s probably in the holding cell with him

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Lylls, though their kid is interested in pastries and desserts and stuff

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ardor’s a snoot and Manic would eat a hot pocket wrapper if you paid him a dollar

Who does the grocery shopping? - Ardor doesn’t leave the castle much, Manic’s a surprisingly healthy eater

How often do they bake desserts? - Them, never. Their kid, every once in a while

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ardor will eat either. Manic’s always gonna go for meats

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - MANIC

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ardor would likely never leave if Manic didn’t force them to

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It isn’t a likelihood, it would be an inevitability if they even sneezed near the kitchen

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Ardor’s more for keeping things tidy

Who is really against chores? - Manic’s been through a lot of crap, he’s used to doing a bunch of work. Ardor’s got a whole staff to do chores for them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - There’s pretty much always someone keeping an eye on that turtle to make sure he doesn’t ruin anything too badly

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ardor, Manic’s gonna be at the door ready to pop champagne or whatever

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Like Ardor’d bother with a measly single bill

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Manic always took short showers, he still isn’t used to the luxuty at all

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Their turtle’s always strolling around doing his own thing

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Maybe some small things, but that’s all Ardor

What are their goals for the relationship? - For Manic, just to make them both happy. He doesn’t have a grand plan, he’s just along for the ride.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - MANIC

Who plays the most pranks? - M A N I C